"I present to you the What-If Kate Daniels Twitter."
Jim: 15 minutes to Pack/People meeting.
Kate: I’ll be late.
Jim: Why?
Kate: I’ve got to do something.
a minute later
Curran: What do you mean you’ll be late? Where r you?
Kate: I’ll be right there, just start without me.
Curran: The meeting’s been set over a month in advance. Where r you?
Kate: I said, I’ll be right there.
Curran: Where. Are. You?
Kate: Don’t take that tone of voice with me, I don’t appreciate it.
Curran: Would you just tell me where you are?
Kate: Corner of manticore and white.
Curran: Half an hour away. Why am I not surprised. What are you doing there?
Kate: I’ve got to do something. I don’t appreciate being interrogated.
Jim: There is a giant armored octopus on the corner of manticore and white.
Curran: What?
Jim: It’s on TV.
Kate, PM to Jim: I kil u.
Jim, PM to Kate: Payback.
Curran: I can see you on the news. Kate, answer your phone.
Curran: Answer your phone, damn it.
Curran, PM to Kate: Don’t even think about it.
Kate, PM to Curran: I’ll bring sushi to meeting. Love u, bye.
Jim: I think she just dropped her I-phone.
Curran, PM to Kate: God fucking damn it.
Jim: That was a nice cut on his tentacle. Should I hold the meeting?
Curran: No, start without me. I’ll be right back.
2 comments:
OMG! That's hilarious! And I haven't even read the books yet! The first one is on the way though cause I plan to go to her signing this month.
Oh Candace! You'll love them! Kate is a great character and Curran is just yummy. If I were to chose to be one character from all the books... it would be Kate.
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